Not That Damn Show

America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video on Spotify: Subscribe for $3.99/month for video access. 🔥 More everything: Patreon gets you full video episodes, exclusives, bonus content, and extras Spotify doesn’t. ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. 5D AGO

    The Gang Hates Everyone’s Kids | Ep 83 (Audio Only)

    We made it to episode 83 and somehow you freaks are still here, which honestly raises more questions about your childhood than ours.  We start off realizing half this show is about dicks and meat curtains, and the other half is us yelling at you to stop crying about six bucks for uncensored video while you’re out there raw-dogging Starbucks like it’s oxygen.  Jenn’s planning an all‑inclusive Mexico trip, finds out via DNA test that she is weapon‑grade white, and immediately gets demoted to “Whitey”. We rip on another podcasts host and his extremely shiny head, talk about meteors blowing up over Cleveland, middle schoolers stabbing people, kids wrecking cars and hiding air fryer parts, oh and old ladies in Depends still getting moist with a little help from everyones friend, lube We’ve also got your demented comments, damn problems about deepfake porn, and wrap it all up with a game of “Bass Akwards Songs” to help wipe your brain clean of everything you just heard.   Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you want to support this circus instead of another personality‑disorder latte, go grab the new hat and whatever unholy shirt Mikey finally gets approved at: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a story so cursed your therapist would quit? Send your anonymous chaos, cheating, crimes, and moral violations here and let us ruin our own day with it: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, smash subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows you prefer loud, broken humans over safe, beige podcasts: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You want uncensored video, drunk faces, and all the shit we literally can’t say on normal feeds? Hit the Patreon or watch the video version on Spotify: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show episode 83 Americas loudest podcast Dick’s Sporting Goods joke meat curtains joke Patreon video 5.99 subscription 74 cents an episode Riviera Maya all inclusive trip Mexico resort Cancun white sand beaches Florida bears in parking lot iguanas in Mexico iguana pizza Easter dog turd eggs pagan Easter sex deviled eggs new NTDS hat merch stoned sperm shirt idea Jen DNA test Nordic Italian German Estonian whitest person alive Rob show food news paper crinkling bad podcast production band Grave Mistake Dream About Home Till Seven Roseville Opera House karaoke song dispenser Taylor Swift karaoke Depends are moist nursing home lube everyones friend Lou Cadillac dent teen driver air fryer tray missing kids waste water Capri Sun empty boxes everywhere video game disc left out meteor over Cleveland daylight fireball sonic boom spring break Florida soliciting a minor case dismemberment pig pen remains Sacramento meat truck fire Highway 50 Business 80 closed 12 year old school stabbing Walton County attempted murder public school safety deepfake porn HR office slut video Instagram close friends angry PI comment section Niko cruise jokes Cleveland guy boom clip backwards song game Ocean Avenue Crazy Bitch American Idiot It’s My Life In The End Mr Brightside Last Resort Seven Nation Army Jen going to Mexico Nico Week

    1h 24m
  2. MAR 31

    The Gang Discovers Gay Orcas | EP 82 (Audio Only)

    Apparently if we miss one Thursday, some guy named Rob turns into the Patreon hall monitor and writes a breakup letter because “life” getting in the way is just an excuse… so naturally the show vaporizes him.  Ian decides single people at four‑tops should tip 30%, admits he doesn’t tip bartenders for just opening a beer, and the whole show spends 20 minutes explaining to him that he’s the problem, not the customer.  Somewhere in there you learn about koala chlamydia, slutty ladybugs, gay orcas, Alaskan pee‑frogs, and a worm that might already be living in your eyeball.  And just when your brain is melting, the confessions show up with lunch‑break sock masturbation and “why am I always gay in my dreams,” plus Rick the lawyer trying to give real legal advice in the middle of all this filth.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you want to financially enable this chaos, go grab the new hat and whatever shirt we eventually remember to design before the month ends. Hit the store, flex it online, and let the world know you support bad decisions: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩  Got a secret, a crime, or a “why did I do that with my sock” moment rattling around in your head? Dump that filthy little soul into our anonymous box and let us ruin it on air: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐  If you laughed, cringed, or questioned your morals even once, follow the show, hit subscribe, and drop a review so the algorithm knows you’re broken like us. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 If you want the uncensored video, the extra pre‑show garbage, and our faces reacting to eye worms and gay dreams in real time, that’s what Patreon and Spotify video are for. Come watch the full mess: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Americas loudest podcast tipping culture 30 percent tip bar vs table Netflix price increase Disney Hulu bundle sperm whale facts koala chlamydia ladybugs STDs female hyena pseudopenis wood frogs Alaska pee North Korea hamburgers Kim Jong Il Antarctica stabbing book spoilers Twinsburg Twins Days twin cousins Ohio festival dine and dash restaurant unwritten rules hats indoors forced family hugs streaming piracy YouTube rabbit hole sperm whales Megalodon gay orcas random facts segment Patreon subscriber complaint missing Thursday episode Sacramento capital terroristic threats confessions anonymous sock masturbation smelly sock at work gay dreams always gay in my dreams legal fight outside affray Florida Rick the lawyer cannabis warehouse Sacramento learning disability fine motor skills packaging weed candy merch hat shirt of the month stoner spermies Spotify video Patreon video show complaints entitled listeners

    1h 33m
  3. MAR 24

    The Gang Almost Gets Dismembered | Ep 81 (Audio Only)

    Look, some of you are out here worried about filters on Spotify while Ian is out here narrowly dodging becoming freezer meat in a Florida backyard, so perspective helps.  Video is paywalled, Audio is free Stroke’s dealing with three-hours-of-sleep misery that somehow led to broccoli fart science with Perplexity roasting everyone’s ass chemistry.  Ian drops the Florida horror story about the woman who shot, chopped up, and backyard-buried her boyfriend…who also just happened to be the same psycho that tried to date him, which turns into a whole “trust your gut or get dismembered” therapy circle.  After that, it’s comments about band geek sex, rave goggles, bidet-peri-bottles, and straw goblins, plus “fake and gay” getting promoted into a full-blown Strokeified song.  WTF News (ant trafficking, failed murder road trip, and a father–son sperm dynasty), then rolls into damn problems and Digital Dump clips with bad cops, worse drivers, and tiny kids in a toy car with way too much milk in their system Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕  If you’re gonna be a freeloader, at least look hot while you do it—grab the monthly shirt, the new embroidered hat, and whatever else keeps this circus running. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩  Got a secret, a crime, or a horny brain worm you probably should tell a therapist about? Tell us instead, anonymous chaos only. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow ⭐  Smash the follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review box about us so the algorithm stops shadowbanning our stupidity. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You want uncensored video of this mess? Full show, full faces, zero beeps—Patreon and Spotify Video have it all. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show america’s loudest podcast florida murder dismembered boyfriend backyard burial five grave sites trauma bonding trust your gut true crime comedy near miss dating a killer broccoli sulfur farts perplexity ai broccoli farts explanation insomnia no sleep ambien stories turkey tryptophan sleep band geeks sex high school band kids rave pacifiers ecstasy grinding teeth steampunk goggles peri bottle portable bidet straw collection cute straw toppers fake and gay strokeofine song listener song about dicks church choir dick song gay month may mormon wives swingers secret lives of mormon wives sperm serotonin random facts ant trafficking kenya queen garden ants exotic ant pets sperm donors quebec father son hundreds of kids sperm bank lawsuit buffalo wild wings espresso proteiny drink muscle milk espresso martini digital dump police chase wrong car motorcycle crash live show patreon dps freeloaders spotify filters merch monthly t shirt embroidered hat boardwalk between two palms caffeinated well read

    1h 33m
  4. MAR 24

    The Gang Almost Gets Dismembered | Ep 81 (video)

    Look, some of you are out here worried about filters on Spotify while Ian is out here narrowly dodging becoming freezer meat in a Florida backyard, so perspective helps.  Video is paywalled, Audio is free Stroke’s dealing with three-hours-of-sleep misery that somehow led to broccoli fart science with Perplexity roasting everyone’s ass chemistry.  Ian drops the Florida horror story about the woman who shot, chopped up, and backyard-buried her boyfriend…who also just happened to be the same psycho that tried to date him, which turns into a whole “trust your gut or get dismembered” therapy circle.  After that, it’s comments about band geek sex, rave goggles, bidet-peri-bottles, and straw goblins, plus “fake and gay” getting promoted into a full-blown Strokeified song.  WTF News (ant trafficking, failed murder road trip, and a father–son sperm dynasty), then rolls into damn problems and Digital Dump clips with bad cops, worse drivers, and tiny kids in a toy car with way too much milk in their system Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you’re gonna be a DP look hot while you do it... grab the monthly shirt, the new embroidered hat, and whatever else keeps this circus running. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret, a crime, or a horny brain worm you probably should tell a therapist about? Tell us instead, anonymous chaos only. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow ⭐ Smash the follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review box about us so the algorithm stops shadowbanning our stupidity. https://linktr.ee/nottds

    1h 34m
  5. MAR 19

    The Gang Plays the Worst Game Ever | Ep 80 (Audio Only)

    Welcome back to the only show that will teach you about a caterpillar that pretends to be bird shit and then pivot straight into why Texas has 581 Dairy Queens and still can’t flip a Blizzard right.  We roast Rob’s new disaster, question how many felonies are happening on his livestream, and then somehow end up workshopping slogans for a sperm-themed T-shirt … because apparently “get happy, swallow a nut” needs branding help.  There’s a deep-sea whore fish with multiple ball-sack boyfriends, a debate over whether North Korean soldiers would stop fighting if they discovered Pornhub, and a listener confession about fisting his girlfriend until she couldn’t walk right for two days.  By the time we get to Florida Man stealing a septic tank with a Corolla, a cop hiding his HIV status, and the dumbest “Dirty Minds” game known to man, your IQ will be lower but your mood will be better.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸  👕  If you’ve listened this far, you clearly make bad decisions, so make one more and buy a shirt before we start printing the sperm one.  Grab the current chaos at: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩   Got a secret, a crime, or a medical-grade mistake you absolutely should not tell anyone? Perfect, tell us.  Unload your shame here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow ⭐  Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and generally feed the algorithm so this nonsense keeps paying for our internet.  All the links are in one cursed tree: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 If you want the uncensored video, the stuff freeloaders never see, and our beautiful mistakes in HD, that’s what Patreon and Spotify video are for.  Sell your soul responsibly at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Rob Soapbox podcast drama bad livestream audio balloon rapist alleged Kyle punchable face NorCal Holistics free gummies Mormon girlfriend peanut butter jelly Mormon midgets random facts bird poop caterpillar Texas Dairy Queen Blizzard flip angler fish sexual parasitism semen serotonin oral sex shirt slogan sperm shirt Dairy Queen Houston birthday death stats That 70s Show British remake tasting dead animals Pornhub traffic North Korean soldiers porn battlefield Florida Man Waffle House shooting Panama City septic tank theft Toyota Corolla karaoke gun bar Clearwater HIV cop Middle Eastern discrimination smells like Middle East DNA test Mormons Utah casino money dirt squirrels confessions fisting girlfriend Clorox wipe Brazilian wax hairless cat police violence anonymous confessions cheating with married man Dirty Minds card game worst game ever pressure washer white foam stripper song dead inside podcast Patreon Spotify video merch store stake and b*****b shirt America’s Loudest Podcast

    1h 21m
  6. MAR 17

    The Gang Gets Reported | Ep 79 (Audio Only)

    Welcome back to the only show where “Can you guys shut the f**k up?” is both a catchphrase and a customer service policy. Last week Jenn yelled at her dogs and some weirdo in New York reported the video like it was a war crime. Somehow that spirals into arguments about sharing deodorant, stealing food off someone’s plate, toothbrush boundaries, fart strategy, and whether watching a show without your partner is basically cheating. Then the show goes exactly where it should: midget hooker interviews, a cartoonized “shut the f*ck up,” a kid beating the hell out of his abusive dad, and a travel influencer teaching people how to turn a hotel coffee maker into an underwear laundromat from hell. Ian rolls in with a karaoke capsule machine and enough weird junk to start a museum for divorced mall nerds. By the end somebody gets folded in a wrestling ring, somebody gets cracked with a bottle over ranch dressing, and Jenn once again proves her internet comment section is a crime scene. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN • Mikey kicks off the show yelling “shut the f*ck up,” leading into Jenn getting reported on Facebook after yelling at her dogs in a video strangers decided was “unprofessional.” • Stroke talks about his birthday at a pizza/karaoke bar where a spring breaker hits on Christina and one of the girls, triggering stories about waiters flirting with underage teens in front of their parents. • Buffet chaos follows: Golden Corral war stories, Shoney’s serving alcohol at breakfast, post-radio-show drinking, and the “sunrise rule” where if the sun comes up the hookup dies. • The crew debates relationship hygiene: sharing deodorant, stealing fries, ChapStick rules, refusing to share toothbrushes, and the hard line at ball-hair razors. • Bathroom boundaries explode with open-door pooping, “poop closets,” locking the bathroom while home alone, and whether mouth hugs are cancelled if you pooped that morning. • Manscaping horror stories include itchy regrowth, naked mole rat balls, and finding abandoned pubes on public toilets and the old radio station bathroom. • Listener voicemails bring up Jesse the Celtics fan from Citrus Heights, South Sac’s legendary midget hooker, Jenn’s “shut the f*ck up” soundboard becoming a ringtone, chemtrail paranoia, and dreams of another NTDS barbecue or festival. • WTF News covers sushi push pops in Japan, the Gen Z insult “choppelganger,” a 13-year-old beating up his abusive dad, and a travel influencer washing underwear in a hotel coffee maker. • Digital Dumpster Fire features a brutal wrestling fail, a ranch-dressing fight ending with a bottle to the face, a kid getting yanked into a car by his pants, and one deeply cursed creepy-guy video. 👕 MERCHIf you want to spiritually support this level of stupidity, grab a shirt before we get banned from another state.https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 CONFESSIONSGot secrets, crimes, or bad decisions? Perfect. Dump them here and let us judge you publicly.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow ⭐ FOLLOW / SUBSCRIBEFollow, subscribe, leave a review, and validate our terrible life choices.https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 VIDEO VERSIONWant the uncensored video, preshow chaos, and full nonsense? Patreon and Spotify video have it.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

    1h 32m
  7. MAR 12

    The Gang Questions Humanity | Ep 78 (Audio Only)

    Every once in a while the news reminds you that the average adult human probably shouldn’t be trusted with car keys, children, or access to a Target self-checkout machine. This show is basically a full hour of that realization happening in real time.  We get into a criminal mastermind who stole trading cards by scanning taco seasoning packets, a toddler somehow drinking meth out of a sippy cup, and a guy who managed to get arrested during his own driver’s license test while the instructor was sitting right next to him. Somewhere along the way the conversation veers into ancestry DNA tests, sleep apnea, and pizza hatred.  We also read listener confessions and another round of “I Wish I Didn’t Know That,” which proves once again the internet contains information no human brain ever needed. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Buy the damn merch or don’t. Either way it’s here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ Got something shady, embarrassing, or straight-up illegal you want off your chest? Drop it here anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow the show, subscribe wherever you listen, and leave a review if you’re not a coward. https://linktr.ee/nottds Full uncensored video lives on Patreon and Spotify video if you want the version where nothing gets cut. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow florida or not segment bizarre crime news retail theft scheme target self checkout scam taco seasoning theft organized retail theft florida sunshine law mugshots dna ancestry testing 23andme results gambling addiction young adults anonymous confessions podcast confession segment i wish i didnt know that trivia game bizarre facts sleep apnea snoring discussion gas prices california taxes comedy news podcast crime commentary podcast

    1h 25m
  8. MAR 10

    The Gang Meets the Body Finder | Ep 77 (Audio Only)

    We started by leaving the pre-show nonsense in on purpose for the DPs, which means the episode opens like a live document of everybody being sick, annoyed, and already talking too much.  Then somehow we go from AI slop and robot comment wars to giving away Steak and a Blow Job Day prizes before bringing on Morgan (the dead body finder), who casually explains that her dog can find a single drop of blood and that hiding a body is apparently a terrible retirement plan.  From there it turns into voicemails, listener comments, a truly broken conversation about dog breeding that should probably be sealed by a court, and a run through news stories involving a serial plane stowaway, animal-roleplaying teens, Vatican AI demon paranoia, and a cop dumb enough to incriminate himself with his own phone habits.  The show wraps with family drama, creepy moms in Instagram comments, and yet another criminal dating game disaster that ends exactly how it should.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast  🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN Mikey announces that the first part of every recording is staying in the show now, unedited, whether anybody behaves or not.The crew talks about everybody in their lives being sick before Stroke tells the story about nearly getting into it with a hammered old guy at the bar who kept saying he had to “earn” his way into the family.They roast terrible AI branding, talk about Grammarly getting people flagged, and joke that comment sections are now just two robots arguing with each other.Ted Evans from Florida and Casey Goodman from North Highlands win the “Release the Meat” and “Eat My Meat” contest posts, and the new Steak and a Blow Job shirt is available at NotTDS.comMorgan joins the show and explains cadaver dog work, including training with actual human remains, how specific the dogs are, and how they can detect tiny traces like a single drop of blood.Voicemails roll in from Jesse, who sounds like he runs half the economy by himself, and Matt, who finds out the boiling-water-with-salt thing is mostly b******t.Listener comments about launching a podcast network, Joe Rogan, radio censorship, and a truly deranged stretch about dog breeding, dog fluffers, and whether $10,000 changes a person spiritually.Jen’s WTF News covers the repeat stowaway sneaking onto flights, teens acting like animals in parks, Vatican exorcism training for AI demon nonsense, and a Detroit cop stealing explicit content from a woman’s phone.The first Damn Problem is about a grandpa publicly suggesting his 15-year-old grandson is “probably gay,” and the crew tells the listener to shut that down instead of hiding behind the “different generation” excuse.The second Damn Problem is about a girlfriend’s mom leaving thirsty Instagram comments, and the episode ends with Jen’s criminal dating game, where Stroke gets cooked again. Buy the shirt, because apparently “Steak and a Blow Job” is a lifestyle brand now. Store: https://www.nottds.com/store/ Got something weird, filthy, stupid, or potentially family-ending? Good. Drop it here. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow the show, leave a review, and help feed this bad decision before the algorithm buries it under wellness podcasts and NPC trash. https://linktr.ee/nottds Want the uncensored video version where the real nonsense lives? That’s on Patreon and Spotify video, because apparently audio alone wasn’t damaging enough.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show cadaver dog handler human remains detection canine steak and a blow job day release the meat eat my meat NFLST North Florida search team voicemail salt in boiling water GAS Digital Network Joe Rogan AI slop Grammarly robot arguments dog breeder dog fluffer Frenchies WTF news plane stowaway Svetlana Dali therians Argentina Vatican AI exorcism Detroit police officer phone photos damn problems grandpa says grandson is probably gay girlfriend mom Instagram comments criminal dating game transgender inmate

    1h 31m
5
out of 5
78 Ratings

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video on Spotify: Subscribe for $3.99/month for video access. 🔥 More everything: Patreon gets you full video episodes, exclusives, bonus content, and extras Spotify doesn’t. ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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