Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. 1d ago

    The Gang The Gang Defines A Whore | Ep 123

    Stroke and Ian survived a hurricane, which somehow leads directly to us announcing A Damn Warped Christmas, because apparently surviving natural disasters deserves an emo Christmas party. (Tickets On Sale HERE Friday) Then the entire show (minus Jenn because she would never agree to this) unites behind one important social cause: a grown man should absolutely be allowed to keep the foul ball he caught… Also who cares about that kid anyway he was like 3 🙄 Shane Gillis sends us into a completely necessary investigation of the difference between a whore and a hoe, Confessions introduces a b*****b surprise nobody asked to picture, and Florida Man once again proves that Publix is apparently where civilization goes to die. And Finally CraigsLust takes us to Atlantic City for gang bangs, a guy calling himself WhiteGirlBreeder, and the shocking return of cooter dipping. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well dress like you belong here. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something shameful enough that you'd rather four idiots judge you anonymously than tell your family? Perfect. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe and leave us a review so the algorithms know this nonsense has witnesses. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Want the uncensored video and the visual evidence behind whatever the hell we’re talking about? Patreon gets the whole ugly thing. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NotThatDamnShow Mikey Stroke Ian hurricane Florida hurricane WarpedChristmas WarpedTour Boardwalk emoChristmas poppunk ChristmasPodcast foulball Dodgers baseball ShaneGillis SNL gymjoke whore hoe OnlyFans Confessions GreenLantern Joker Metallica JimBreuer FloridaMan Publix AIchatbot golfcart hydrocodone Corvette AtlanticCity CraigsLust g******g threesome BBC WhiteGirlBreeder smokingfetish cooterdipping CooterDipStudio comedyPodcast offensivePodcast Patreon warpedtribute

    The Gang The Gang Defines A Whore | Ep 123

  2. Oct 8

    The Gang Hates Old Ladies | EP 122

    Aftershock is over, Jenn and Mike’s lungs are apparently full of Faygo and fecal dust, and somehow the bigger problem is people worrying about seeing an ass cheek at a rock festival. Then Ian refuses to move his bar seat for four old ladies, which turns into a completely reasonable discussion about why everyone over 70 should apparently just stay home. Mikey admits he told a local band with five followers that they suck, Jenn gets appointed official prostitute booker, and Florida delivers a FedEx driver replacing stolen packages with popcorn. By the time Confessions gets to wheelchair Tinder dates, shared toothbrushes, aggressive bidet use and somebody sniffing underwear that wasn’t theirs, whatever dignity remained is completely gone. Oh And Stroke discovered he enjoys enough bidet pressure to make his wife ask questions. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕We apparently need a GERIATRIC BITCHES shirt now, so this show continues creating problems for our merch department. Buy the existing irresponsible wardrobe here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 You people somehow made underwear sniffing look like a reasonable submission, so clearly there’s still room to get worse. Ruin our next show anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so the algorithms know there’s apparently an audience for four adults debating bidet pressure and old women at bars. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The regular show is already a questionable life choice. The uncensored video on Patreon is what happens when nobody bothers pretending anymore: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Aftershock AftershockFestival Sacramento Three6Mafia ICP Faygo festival-etiquette concert-etiquette moshing moshpit LimpBizkit SimplePlan festival-kids revealing-clothes pet-rent emotional-support-animal Rosie black-lab geriatric-bitches old-ladies bar-etiquette oysters friend-zone local-bands talent-buyer prostitute FloridaMan CrosswordBandit dine-and-dash RedLobster CheddarBayBiscuits FedEx package-theft TikTok barber-chair Congo raft confessions Tinder wheelchair Roomba toothbrush-sharing bidet waffle-stomping shower-poop masturbation underwear-sniffing podcast comedy-podcast NotThatDamnShow AmericasLoudestPodcast

    The Gang Hates Old Ladies | EP 122

  3. Sep 29

    The Gang Jerks It for Jesus | Ep 121

    We turned a perfectly normal Christian debt relief commercial into “Jerking It for Jesus,” so that should give you a pretty accurate idea of how today’s show went. Stroke gets a new job, Jenn joins the Cockgobblers’ Book Club, Mikey’s just surprised we even did a show, and one listener absolutely murders Ian in the comments without Ian even being there to defend himself. Then Jenn brings us a Converse ad people thought looked like the KKK, a cheating car influencer whose affair ended in a flaming McLaren, 2,000 pounds of meth stuffed inside fake cabbage, and Bubbles, a dolphin who chases fish until they puke so he can eat it. Finally Mikey explains how Hollywood is apparently full of steroids, cocaine, drug handlers, celebrities who smell like shit and enough herpes to rename Los Angeles “Herpeswood.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well wear the evidence in public. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩Got something deeply questionable you need off your chest? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make terrible decisions with it later. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so rich celebrities with hobby podcasts don’t completely bury us. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, including all the faces you miss when somebody says something they absolutely should not have said. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT-That-Damn-Show America-Loudest-Podcast Jerking-It-for-Jesus Christian-debt-relief Green-For-A-Day Green-Day-tribute Cosmic-Brownies Cockgobblers-Book-Club Aftershock ADA-access Ian-comments GTA-6 Florida-man Converse-ad KKK-Converse-ad Sydney-Sweeney car-influencer McLaren-crash cheating-husband meth-cabbage DEA-meth-bust fake-cabbage Bubbles-dolphin vomiting-dolphin kleptoparasitism airport-malaria Windows-poor Hollywood-secrets paparazzi reality-TV Hollywood-steroids celebrity-Ozempic nepo-babies MTV-Cribs Pimp-My-Ride Hollywood-cocaine celebrity-drug-handlers smelly-celebrities rock-stars Hollywood-herpes Herpeswood genital-herpes celebrity-secrets comedy-podcast

    The Gang Jerks It for Jesus | Ep 121

  4. Sep 24

    The Gang Hates Mandatory Fun | EP 120

    Jenn’s ass loses a fight with a pair of pants, while Stroke’s ass brings home $220. Ian wants to know why adults are still advertising “it’s complicated” on Facebook, which is a brave conversation to have immediately before Mikey explains why his wife went to eye surgery without him. The crew promptly blames the listeners for needing a podcast so badly. Then they judge two actual criminal cases in Digital Dick of the Week, because apparently these four are qualified to assess other people’s decisions. Unpopular opinions turn Disneyland into an argument, drag up the horrors of company field day, and end with Mikey complimenting the presentation of an unsolicited dick pic. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear the shirt. Let people know what they’re dealing with before the conversation starts. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Give the crew something worse than their own decisions to talk about. Confess the part you normally edit out. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review. Arguing with the crew in your car does not count as audience feedback. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. Some of these opinions deserve eye contact. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn coccyx Aftershock ICP Faygo Hard Rock Casino toilet gambling Christian debt relief Facebook relationship status Teams invite Mandy eye procedure weed delivery Grand Theft Auto self checkout fax machines wedding garter birthday songs oyster mascot Boardwalk karaoke Digital Dick Tiffany Booze Anthony Gordon unpopular opinions The Dark Knight Disneyland California Adventure airplane seats company field day Corvettes chocolate ice cream Pizookie cover bands original music I Prevail Michael Myers Jason Voorhees unsolicited dick pics hot dog bun Jeep ducks

    The Gang Hates Mandatory Fun | EP 120

  5. Sep 22

    The Gang Finds a Hooker | Ep 119

    We started this week by explaining why getting four adults with jobs, kids, side hustles, health stuff and actual lives together twice a week is harder than it sounds. Somehow that turned into us becoming televangelists, offering miracle water, talking OnlyFans economics, and learning that one of the Dammits is allegedly a prostitute. Then came confessions. A guy claims he tells women a shark took one of his testicles. Somebody tasted their own semen more than once. Another listener says they physically cannot poop while listening to us, which is how the Poopedia Podcast was born. Florida Man then completely ruined whatever dignity was left with a mother and son incest arrest, a woman charged after surveillance footage involving the family dog, and one genuinely organized drug dealer who at least understood customer loyalty. We also brought back vaguebooking and ended with a Digital Dump featuring Massengill, a baseball to the face, and a pastor explaining “packing another man’s doo-doo.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕You’ve already made questionable choices by listening to us. You might as well dress accordingly. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Lost a testicle to a shark? Tasted something you absolutely shouldn’t have? F**k it, confess anonymously and let us make it worse. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. Help prove there are enough damaged people out there to keep this thing alive. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video on Patreon includes all the faces you probably wish you hadn’t seen during these conversations. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Patreon podcast OnlyFans influencer internet porn Eargasm earplugs confessions anonymous confessions Poopedia poop podcast Tinder shark testicle semen Florida Man Florida incest mother son incest family dog bestiality drug dealer loyalty cards Minnesota California license plates vaguebooking Facebook posts Digital Dump Massengill commercial SNL Price Is Right Pastor Manning Disney influencers karaoke Sacramento comedy podcast funny podcast Florida news weird news intrusive thoughts

    The Gang Finds a Hooker | Ep 119

  6. Sep 15

    The Gang Hates Flock Cameras | Ep 118

    If you think hating pickles is grounds for removal from a podcast, congratulations, you're already more reasonable than us. Stroke somehow turns a haunted hotel story into admitting he can't have sex during Forensic Files, Ian declares war on a Panama City Beach cook named Scott over coleslaw and incorrectly sauced wings, and Florida Man shows up in his underwear hurling beef sticks at a Waffle House. Then Jen brings us Pornhub comments from people named Cooter Destroyer and Semen Demon, which naturally leads into a much less funny conversation with Rick about Flock cameras, license-plate tracking, Stingrays, and how much of your life can apparently be mapped without you asking for any of it. We also learn that "cream rinse" sounds filthy, jumping spiders may have souls, and apparently the proper response to modern technology is using AI every day while simultaneously being terrified it's going to destroy civilization. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your wardrobe has been behaving entirely too respectfully. Fix that shit here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something you'd never admit with your actual name attached? Excellent. Dump your terrible decisions on us anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, and leave a review so strangers know we're apparently doing this voluntarily. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because some things really do become worse once you can see everyone's face. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast pickles coffee energy drinks Monster public restrooms pool showers VIP meet and greets mushrooms Gibson Hotel Captain Wood Forensic Files X-Files Patches Pub fish tacos coleslaw garlic parmesan wings Practical Magic 2 Pastors Wife Ray Gun documentary Gen Z quarter till cream rinse threesome jumping spiders Clarence Mountain Yeller Florida Man Waffle House beef sticks HomeGoods stand your ground OnlyFans Pornhub Cooter Destroyer Semen Demon Flock cameras Axon ShotSpotter Stingray license plate readers Big Brother AI ChatGPT privacy surveillance

    The Gang Hates Flock Cameras | Ep 118

  7. Sep 3

    The Gang Discovers Spider D*cks | Ep 117

    There are complaints, and then there’s getting so pissed at a radio host that you handwrite a full-page letter, drive it to the station, and personally deliver the damn thing. Somehow that isn’t even the weirdest part of this show. Stroke starts things off by admitting he complained about his apartment maintenance and apparently got a 75-year-old pool guy fired. Ian gets blamed because karaoke customers keep picking old songs. Then the comments arrive and we’re suddenly debating why women sound like they’re frying chicken when they pee and whether anybody actually farted continuously for two minutes. From there, Rhode Island gets buried in squid, a Maine Coon shows up with 29 toes, and a former fertility patient’s son discovers he has nine half siblings and is biologically related to her doctor. Then somebody asks: Do spiders have dicks? The answer involves pedipalps and “detachable looking face dicks,” because apparently this is educational programming now. Finally, BuzzFeed tells us we’re old and Jenn responds by calling somebody a “nincom-f*****g-poop.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy a shirt so strangers can judge you before you even open your mouth. Saves everybody time. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something you absolutely should take to the grave? Perfect. Send it to us instead so we can make it everybody’s problem. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. It takes thirty seconds and helps America's Loudest Podcast continue making discussions about spider genitalia commercially viable. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Hearing this stupidity is one thing. Watching everyone’s faces while it happens is significantly worse. Get the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow 🔎NTDS Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn karaoke hate mail radio Karen TitanFest Aftershock Dolly Parton death pool frying chicken pee Piggly Wiggly fart Squidpocalypse Rhode Island Maine Coon ARCO gas pump fertility doctor spider dicks pedipalps Mel Gibson sign language BuzzFeed videotaping pound sign stewardess supper nincompoop

    The Gang Discovers Spider D*cks | Ep 117

  8. Sep 1

    The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116

    The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116 Stroke went to Piggly Wiggly for cheap soda and somehow came home with Mountain Yeller, Mr. Pig, and a story about discussing his dick with a stranger in the meat department, so we’re off to a responsible start. Then a robot vacuum catches a wife cheating, the husband somehow ends up in jail, and everybody realizes the technology in their house could probably destroy their life at any moment. Confessions bring us a suspicious two-minute fart, Mikey bathwater, Ian catching strays while he isn’t even there, and a perfectly normal foot fetish discussion that immediately stops being normal. Florida unloads an entire week’s worth of public penis activity before California’s serial butt sniffer returns and Reddit reminds us why anonymous internet access may have been humanity’s biggest administrative error. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your closet has made enough bad decisions without you. At least make the next one NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something disgusting, embarrassing or morally questionable eating away at you? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make it significantly worse: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. It costs nothing and briefly tricks the algorithm into believing society still values quality programming. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because some things really do become worse once you can see everybody’s face. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Piggly Wiggly pig piss Mountain Yeller Mr Pig Coke Zero Cherry grocery store robot vacuum cheating wife Taiwan Roomba invasion privacy technology cameras Bluetooth ChatGPT clanker confessions longest fart fart record foot fetish Florida Man indecent exposure drive-by dicking Steak n Shake Ross Dress For Less public masturbation Flock cameras serial butt sniffer Glendale Marshalls Sniff That Ass Reddit hot takes ADHD autism parenting voting IQ test military OBGYN obesity freedom speech

    The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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