Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video on Spotify: Subscribe for $3.99/month for video access. 🔥 More everything: Patreon gets you full video episodes, exclusives, bonus content, and extras Spotify doesn’t. ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. 1D AGO

    The Gang Realizes None of Them Are Attractive | Ep 72 (Audio only)

    Welcome back to another mind-blowing episode of Not That Damn Show, where someone submits a confession asking for a Fleshlight molded from Ian’s anatomy, they explain how ugly guys somehow land beautiful wives, and Florida Man tries to avoid arrest by identifying himself as George Costanza.  Somewhere in the middle of all that, the show spirals into Craigslust g******g ads, failed radio journalism at a dumpy motel, cupcake assaults, and the realization that facial recognition has officially killed everyone’s chances of getting away with anything ever again.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Buy merch that’ll get you disinvited from family gatherings permanently: 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Something F****d Up Tell us your secrets. We’re already traumatized anyway: 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Follow the show everywhere or continue making terrible life decisions alone: 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on everything. Yes, everything. Want the full video episode and the stuff we probably shouldn’t be showing anyone?Join the DPs and unlock exclusive content, songs, voicemails, and bonus insanity:🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show random facts contronym capitonym English language Robin Williams improv confession Fleshlight Ian anus goatee tickle nuts charisma dating wives out of your league selling yourself charisma dating advice Epstein files redacted names Florida law death penalty facial recognition arrest George Costanza fake name trespassing warrant resisting arrest Florida Man Baker Act cupcake assault Crime Stoppers reward Bitcoin ransom note Craigslust Las Vegas Harrahs g******g swinger John motel g******g radio interview Craigslist hookup trans girls Craigslist ad boxer briefs free balling Patreon Spotify supporters shirt of the month True Love Doesn’t Knock

    1h 24m

  2. 3D AGO

    The Gang Calls the KKK | Ep 71 (Audio Only)

    Ian is “dead.” Or kidnapped. Or at a pegging convention. So naturally we call the KKK to ask how they keep their sheets so white, call the Black Panthers because Stroke found out he’s 1% black, and then pivot into Steak & B*****b Day marketing strategy.  Meanwhile, Michael Jordan is trending for touching a kid at the Daytona 500, scientists are tracking farts with Smart Underwear, Viagra might save your heart, and a Swiss church installed hologram AI Jesus for confessions.  Also: sex toy parties, cooter festivals, frozen tortoises, and the worst Valentine’s Day movie ever made.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast  🇺🇸 👕 Wear Something That doesn’t suck Get your hands on official NOT That Damn Show gear before Reddit writes another essay about it. 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Got Something You Probably Shouldn’t Admit Publicly? Send it anyway. We’ll read it. We’ll judge you just a little. 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Hit Follow. Hit Subscribe. Leave a review. Drop a comment. We see you. Even if you’re lurking on Reddit. 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Want the full video episode? Subscribe on Spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, and more bonus stuff.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Stroke in the Streets KKK voicemail Black Panthers voicemail 1 percent black DNA test Mikey 2N Jenn Ian Not That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Steak and B*****b Day Valentine’s Day movie dog roleplay pegging stick sex toy party Jack Frost dildo Michael Jordan Daytona 500 Tyler Reddick son controversy Smart Underwear fart tracker 32 farts per day Viagra heart health research erectile dysfunction benefits AI Jesus Switzerland hologram confession booth Cooter Festival turtle meat cooter Damn Problems wife dream job move across country open marriage discussion sex experimentation marriage advice archaeology vs grave robbing do chickens have sex fish poop garage hoarder argument Reddit drama

    1h 30m

  3. FEB 12

    The Gang Solves a Kidnapping (Probably) |Ep 70 (Audio only)

    It’s 9PM somewhere. Mikey’s drinking. Jen’s computer sucks. Ian might be wanted for kidnapping someone’s grandma. Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida, Pornhub comments are more philosophical than therapy, and somehow we end up discussing whether the government should monitor your masturbation habits. Add in substitute teachers showing up drunk, Uber roofie stories, mugshot guessing games, and a brief detour into actual real-life trauma that hits harder than expected. Then we go right back to midget wrestling and deadly weapon charges.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the Shirt Before It’s Gone The “True Love Doesn’t Knock” Shirt of the Month is live. Limited run. No reprints. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Your Sins Anonymous. Messy. Questionable life decisions encouraged. 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Follow, subscribe, rate, review, comment, yell at us — whatever you gotta do. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Want the full video episode? Subscribe on spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast frozen iguanas Florida cold snap Florida man mugshots What Did They Do game Pornhub comment section Uber roofie story substitute teacher DUI preschool gun in backpack aggravated assault deadly weapon disorderly conduct riot charge failure to appear vandalism DUI crash domestic abuse trauma bonding Stockholm syndrome Super Bowl commercials Dundee Australia tourism ad Ring camera warrant Nest Google warrant government porn restriction Florida Pornhub law midget wrestling Japan vending machines used underwear live beetles weighted blanket vibrator confession water sports daddy issues pegged Ian marijuana possession 20 grams drug equipment possession

    1h 22m

  4. FEB 10

    The Gang Accidentally Starts a Cult | Ep 69 (Audio only)

    A listener wrote a song about Stroke having sex 38 times in one day and sent it in. You listened to it. All of it. That should’ve been the whole episode — but somehow, it spiraled into a half-serious campaign to let Chick-fil-A run the country, a debate over Pornhub ass-eating stats, and a book called How to Start a Cult. Next thing you know, everyone’s pitching Kool-Aid merch and Stroke is leading a sex orgy interview team in a hazmat suit. Also: funeral desecration in Florida, a Dollar Tree crime ring in Sacramento, a missing flamingo statue in Parma, a bank heist where the money was stored in a goddamn cooler, and Daniel the black guy (probably). Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Listener Kenobi wants advice on asking a girl to be his Valentine. The gang tries to help, then mocks him with rejection trauma stories and redhead slander. A Pornhub stat claiming 73% of Gen Z eats ass gets treated like it's peer-reviewed science. Ian doubts it. Mikey blames memes. Jenn considers launching a listener poll. Dammit Jess writes a song called “You F****d Me 38 Times,” inspired by Stroke’s TRT-fueled sex marathon. The lyrics include “embedded in my vagina.” It’s a moment. Parenting dilemma: kid gets a black eye during a “UFC” playdate. Jenn wants accountability. Ian wants self-defense classes. Mikey just wants less therapy bills. Daniel (self-identified “black guy”) emails in to argue DNA percentages. 👕 Grab Our Shit It won’t save your soul, but it will make you look like you sold it. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Something F****d Up Be braver than Kenobi. Drop your anonymous filth here: 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Subscribe, follow, leave a review — or we’ll send Ian to your house with a cooler full of cash and zero context. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Join the cult.Watch the full video on Spotify or join Patreon for more: exclusive songs, bonus segments, and way too much puppet content.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow⁠

    1h 30m

  5. FEB 3

    The Gang Gets Fingered (By Literature) | Ep 68 (Audio Only)

    Jenn’s Only Hater crawled out of Spotify comments again… so we wrote him a theme song, roasted his existence, and then moved on like adults … by reading filthy romance novels to each other out loud. Butt stuff, “intimate muscles,” and finger placement breakdowns included.  Jenn returns from her emo sex cruise refreshed and railed, Stroke’s bones are cracking like popcorn, Ian’s heartburn gets blamed on some extremely questionable oral history and Mikey can’t sleep without hugging a body pillow now. Meanwhile, a grandma becomes a $4K-a-month escort, a methhead steals a plane, and some lunatic in the UK legally marries her dog. This episode should come with a health warning.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear This and Lose FriendsThis month’s shirt says “True Love Doesn’t Knock” — just like your ex, the feds, or that rash that came back. Limited run. Gone February 29th.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Got Issues? Make 'Em OursSay something anonymous, twisted, and true. We might read it on the show, or just judge you privately like normal people.🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ 🎧 Click All the ShitSub, follow, rate, review — we don’t care where, just do it. Spotify, Apple, YouTube, whatever. Make noise.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ 🎥 Want the Video? Two Ways In.Subscribe on Spotify for the full unedited video every week — no ads, no bleeps, all the filth.Or join Patreon to get that plus bonus segments, exclusive songs, and the extra stuff we can't legally stream.🎧 Audio’s always free and everywhere: Spotify, Apple, YouTube, your mom’s Alexa.👉 https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow BookTok smut reading Jen’s Only Hater Nico puppet versions Muppet show parody DNA test results Black History Month joke emo cruise recap Devil Wears Prada fight Ian heartburn rant Tums old guy podcast Sleep paralysis pillow numb arm reading glasses aging Jen Kyle sex vacation Aftershock festival newbies Clone a Willy grandma escort story meth plane hijacker Florida Man story marriage to a dog dog bride BookTok dirty novels Spotify comments Patreon poll reader voices segment midget dick size ICP gang sign in snow podcast merch Valentine’s Day shirt True Love Doesn’t Knock Mikey puppet rant groan laugh breakdown damn problems confession smut audiobook games Mitch wrestling segment dildo rant weird podcast stuff

    1h 26m

  6. JAN 29

    The Gang Roasts an Award-Winning Nobody | Ep 67 (Audio only)

    Jenn disappears and the show immediately loses adult supervision. What starts as random facts mutates into a live Google spiral about animal anatomy that nobody consented to. Florida shows up doing Florida things, confessions cross lines they definitely saw coming, and Rick the lawyer is forced to answer questions no law school prepared him for. Somewhere in the middle, the internet hands the gang an “award-winning” country singer whose comment section becomes the real performance. Nothing gets resolved. Several things get worse. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Grab Our ShitLimited-run shirts and other bad ideas you can wear in public:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something F****d UpSay it here. Say it anonymously. Live with it forever:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Hit follow. Lock in the subscription.Stars and comments help more than you think.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Watch the video by subscribing on Spotify.Patreon is where the extra segments and bonus content live.Songs, voicemails, and weekly extras.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

    1h 23m

  7. JAN 27

    The Gang Brings Back Arnie States | Ep 66

    Jenn’s still gone and within minutes the show derails into emo sex cruises, hypothetical dildo merch, Craigslist freak mapping, and a brand-new life lesson that pulling your pants down is sometimes the fastest way to end a confrontation.  Add in bleach-laced spaghetti, karaoke bans over ten dollars, stolen landmark flags, Walmart reality glitches, Arnie States joins the show to calmly explains how radio lawyers killed creativity while also pitching stand-up comedy about things no lawyer would ever approve.  This episode wanders, spirals, overshares, and somehow still lands on abandoned mattress calendars and dick-shaped light switches.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Get tickets to see Arnie at The Boardwalk HERE 👕 Shirt of the Month One shirt. One month. Then it’s gone and you’re stuck buying the leftovers like a loser. 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something You’d Never Say Out Loud Anonymous. Messy. Probably a bad idea. 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow the show. Subscribe. Leave a comment or don’t complain when we keep ignoring you.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Not That Damn Show episode emo sex cruise karaoke ban Walmart bag incident bleach spaghetti Florida crime Craigslist freaks abandoned mattress calendar dick light switch stolen American flag Camping World karaoke licensing Arnie States stand up comedy Boardwalk May 23 radio contracts podcast freedom massage parlor arrest Florida news What Happened in Your Town Swear to God segment Stupid Products segment Patreon Spotify video Dirt Squirrel shirt

    1h 24m

  8. JAN 22

    The Gang Gets DP’d | Ep 65 (Audio Only)

    Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper.. Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the b******t about the Great Wall of China being visible from space. Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida. Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers. A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns. Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink. A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire. One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you. The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us. 👕 Wear RegretCop the T-Shirt of the Month and whatever other ridiculous shit we’re selling before it disappears into the void like your last three brain cells.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Say the Quiet Part Out LoudAnonymously admit the shit you’d never say in a group chat. We’ll read it. Probably judge you. But still read it.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Tap the damn buttons.Follow, rate, review, and subscribe wherever podcasts haven’t banned us (yet).🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds

    1h 20m
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video on Spotify: Subscribe for $3.99/month for video access. 🔥 More everything: Patreon gets you full video episodes, exclusives, bonus content, and extras Spotify doesn’t. ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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