Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. 4d ago

    The Gang Whips It Out | Ep 115

    Mikey leaves one bad pizza review and wakes up to an apology from the woman who cooked 90 pizzas, so naturally he spends the next few minutes feeling like shit. Ian’s kid nearly passes out from heat exhaustion at school when it feels like 115 degrees outside, and that goes exactly as calmly as you’d expect. Then a verified sugar daddy profile belonging to a radio host we already hate appears, Jessicles delivers “Emergency Jackoff Mode,” and Darth Vader shows up at a San Diego City Council meeting to go after Flock cameras. By the end, we’re teaching people how to fart-bomb memory foam, fake a dropped call with airplane mode, bury vodka before a festival, and apparently solve almost anything by whipping it out. If you take any of that advice, Mikey already warned you: that is your fault. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Before you spend $69 on Shit Shoes, maybe buy something from the people actually keeping this stupid show alive instead. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩If your confession is worse than fart-bombing somebody’s pillow or burying vodka at a festival, congratulations, we probably need to hear it. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review. Mikey is apparently only famous in his own yard, so clearly there’s still work to do. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥The audio people missed the Shit Shoes, Darth Vader and everybody’s faces while this thing completely fell apart. Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Goodwill bins Whatnot selling Shit Shoes Johnny’s New York Pizzeria pizza review undercooked pizza customer service heat exhaustion Florida school feels like 115 degrees sugar daddy website verified sugar daddy Emergency Jackoff Mode Alaska outhouse Hashimoto’s thyroid disorder WTF News fake 12 year old adoption fraud dodgeball assault Mexican fishermen fishing cooler five days at sea Flock cameras San Diego City Council Darth Vader surveillance cameras Great Advice for S****y People life hacks terrible people memory foam fart bomb airplane mode call failed bar pays Uber home Jehovah’s Witness visits festival vodka Aftershock homeless people baby pictures tri tip Applebee’s Chili’s Goodwill clothing by pound Whatnot show

    The Gang Whips It Out | Ep 115

  2. Aug 18

    The Gang Kink-Shames Jacksonville | Ep 114

    Some a**hole stole nearly two grand from Mikey’s bank account, which means he’s now willing to drink his wife’s bathwater for $1,000 and apparently sell the leftovers in tiny mason jars. We also learned that somebody protects their couch with a handmade sex blanket from Mom, a Florida woman can fit 28 bags of fentanyl inside herself, and Stroke may be one bad paycheck away from FeetFinder. Then Craigslust introduced us to a man searching for a fishing buddy who may occasionally need to f**k his wife, because adult friendships apparently require very specific benefits now. Clearance Carter watched all of this silently and judged us…which, honestly, somebody needed to. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Wear our b******t in public and make strangers question your judgment. Spend irresponsibly here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Tell us the thing you’re too ashamed to attach your name to. We’ll read it, judge it and possibly ruin it forever: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so algorithms stop treating us like four people yelling into a condemned basement: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, complete with Clearance Carter, Ian’s pineapple hat and every visual mistake you missed on audio: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Clearance Carter Stroke doll podcast debit card fraud Toyota auto parts card skimmer adult problems hypothetical b*****b sex blanket anonymous confessions pubic hair stolen socks Florida Man fentanyl bags bathwater challenge partner bathwater FeetFinder Craigslist Jacksonville chastity cage public dogging fishing buddy wife swapping titty worship karaoke Enter Sandman California registration digital dump diner video podcast Patreon uncensored comedy podcast dark humor podcast

    The Gang Kink-Shames Jacksonville | Ep 114

  3. Aug 11

    The Gang Gets Stroke Fired | Ep 113

    Stroke got fired from radio, and because this show handles serious personal hardship with maturity, we immediately started planning his new career on the internet. Apparently his choices are… selling thrift-store clothes while telling dick jokes, hosting story time from a bidet or showing his a*****e until the bills are paid. You can prevent at least one of those things by supporting the show. Choose wisely. We also tracked down our 21 listeners in Fairbanks, Alaska, where every 1,500 people apparently share one Dammit, one Thai restaurant and possibly a communal family shit bucket. Florida contributed a machete-versus-hatchet parking-lot fight, an accused catnapping mail carrier and a lobster diver nearly losing his air supply over somebody’s preferred fishing spot. Then came Smut Book Theater: HR Mandy makes us read filthy romance novels until “emergency jack off mode” somehow becomes the least disturbing thing said. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Your closet looks boring and we’re judging you. Fix that shit immediately: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Tell us the thing you’re too ashamed to admit with your government name attached. We’ll provide the terrible judgment: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe and leave a review so the algorithm knows somebody enjoys this garbage: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon and see everyone physically regret Smut Book Theater in real time: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show NTDS Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn radio layoffs Cumulus Media Audacy SiriusXM radio industry Patreon Fairbanks Alaska Thai restaurants Alaska listeners gold miners Alaska meth bears moose attacks shit bucket ancient bison bison stew Florida Man machete fight hatchet fight road rage Publix lobster diver animal hoarder catnapping naked nature trail butthole tanning smut books Fourth Wing Credence The Deal Haunting Adeline emergency jack off mode romance novels BookTok Arby's GWAR AC/DC podcast comedy dark humor TikTok

    The Gang Gets Stroke Fired | Ep 113

  4. Aug 6

    The Gang Lawyers Up | Ep 112

    Lawyer Rick joins Mikey and Ian, which immediately turns into a debate over $17 cigarettes, selling out, and why radio keeps replacing actual personalities with bland garbage between tampon commercials. Florida contributes a machete duel over an ex, listeners drag us back through foot Parmesan and Stroke’s first bidet blast, and some guy named Chatty bravely discovers that the joke podcast is, in fact, a joke. Then everybody compares the first major news story burned into their brain, from Challenger and Oklahoma City to O.J., Princess Diana, and Boston. Ian ranks songs that were better than the movies written for them before Rick explains why cropped texts, accidental Venmo payments, unpaid boss messages, and a neighbor’s camera can all become expensive lessons in acting like an adult. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Your shirt drawer is full of cowardice. Fix it with something loud enough to disappoint your family: https://www.nottds.com/store/ Tell us the thing you can’t admit to anybody with your phone number saved. We’ll drag it into public like responsible adults: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so strangers know this disaster has witnesses: https://linktr.ee/nottds The audio is irresponsible enough, but the uncensored video on Patreon includes the faces everybody made while defending bidets and machete duels: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not-That-Damn-Show podcast Mikey Ian Rick lawyer legal-advice Patreon cigarettes Chicago radio terrestrial-radio Cumulus iHeart syndication Waffle-House hurricanes Mexico-Beach machete-fight Florida Old-Sac foot-fungus bidet ICP Faygo GWAR banana-slugs frog-venom Challenger OJ-Simpson Princess-Diana Oklahoma-City-bombing Boston-Marathon-bombing songs-better-than-movies Lose-Yourself Decode Space-Jam Eye-of-the-Tiger Stayin-Alive Footloose Maximum-Overdrive St-Elmos-Fire Kiss-from-a-Rose Mortal-Kombat private-texts defamation Venmo working-off-the-clock security-camera privacy-fence

    The Gang Lawyers Up | Ep 112

  5. Aug 4

    The Gang Tests Stroke’s Bidet | EP 111

    Stroke christens his new Florida place by testing a bidet live on camera…because apparently unpacking boxes was too normal. Then a sold-out, 105-degree Boardwalk show turns into a debate over what could make you walk out of an event. WTF News brings us an Utah bride who tried to torch her Mormon wedding venue with a stolen BIC lighter and a tampon, New Jersey cops dressing like clearance-bin shrubs, and Katy Perry getting rolled around inside a giant inflatable water bottle like a panicked gerbil. The confessions somehow make all of that feel classy with accidental sibling nudes, AI romance, ChapStick in an ass, adult onesie poop chutes, and a shower-head enema that went exactly as badly as it sounds. Also, Stroke bought a $2.40 doll named Clearance, so naturally we may have a new mascot. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Your closet is already full of bad decisions. At least make one of them branded: https://www.nottds.com/store/ Got a secret, a crime-adjacent hobby, or a bathroom experiment nobody asked for? Dump it anonymously here so we can ruin it publicly: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 Follow, subscribe, and leave a review before the algorithm assumes you have standards: https://linktr.ee/nottds The uncensored video is on Patreon, where you can actually watch Stroke discover a bidet and meet Clearance in all his $2.40 glory: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT-That-Damn-Show Americas-Loudest-Podcast comedy-podcast bidet live-bidet Stroke Florida hot-tub alligators George-Lynch Lynch-Mob Boardwalk sold-out concert-heat 105-degrees walkout loud-concert hearing-damage political-rants Utah-bride LDS-church tampon-arson relief-room lawn-spikes kids-bikes KFC AR15 Popeyes condom-chicken New-Jersey shrub-police distracted-driving Katy-Perry water-bottle crowd-surfing anonymous-confessions sibling-nude AI-flirting emotional-cheating ChapStick skeleton-xylophone adult-onesie poop-chute shower-enema Clearance Target-doll

    The Gang Tests Stroke’s Bidet | EP 111

  6. Jul 28

    The Gang Needs a New Fork | Ep 110

    On todays episode of Not That Damn Show we started with Dammits asking the important questions: who should pay for the condoms, whether Matt’s karaoke date is about to become a terrible decision, and why we call an animal a pet when “pet” is also what you do to it. Then your comments dragged us back into last week’s horrifying racist and sexist commercials and one of our favorite radio pranks, when a fake cat meow had people pulling over their cars and trucks looking for an animal that wasn’t there. After that we tried to figure out what actually counts as flirting. Hearting stories? Touching somebody’s arm? DMs? A “work wife”? Then we got to the fact that 26% of people think flirting with AI is cheating, which somehow turned into OnlyFans, live cam models, strip clubs, and why paying for one specific person changes the whole argument. Also video of a woman on a cruise ship scraping foot fungus off with a communal fork 🤮 Reno Craigslist closed things out with hour-long bl*wjob requests, a debate over bisexual versus pansexual, and a guy trying to film POV oral with Meta glasses. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy some NTDS shit. Unlike cruise-ship silverware, we can reasonably promise it hasn’t been used to scrape fungus off somebody’s foot. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something f****d up you absolutely should tell a therapist instead? Send it to us first. Excellent judgment. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. Help America’s Loudest Podcast continue spreading into random states where we have no business being. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video on Patreon has all the faces that audio mercifully protects you from, including the reaction to that goddamn foot fork. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NTDS NotThatDamnShow podcast Mikey Ian Jen flirting cheating AI ChatGPT Grok Gemini work wife work husband OnlyFans Pornhub live cam strip club condoms dating karaoke stoner thought cat meow radio prank cruise cruise ship foot fungus foot cheese communal fork Reno Craigslist porn glory hole MetaGlasses POV b*****b pansexual bisexual friend zone Sun splash SantaCruz Boardwalk KyleSmith girlfriend effect footCOVID barefoot bathrooms relationships jealousy digital cheating

    The Gang Needs a New Fork | Ep 110

  7. Jul 21

    The Gang Watches Racist Commercials | Ep 109

    Let’s say you’re a virgin in your mid-20s and decide the best solution is spending $1,500 at a legal brothel. Bold strategy. Now imagine getting home afterward and thinking, “You know what? I need to leave a Yelp review.” That’s where we begin. We also found a married couple who went to the same brothel FOR DINNER and were significantly more upset about missing ranch than the fact that they were eating chicken strips surrounded by prostitutes. Then Florida brought us a fake dick abandoned in a police car, Nana Squeeze Ass, two school principals getting separate DUIs in the same vehicle, and a 75-year-old man pepper-spraying children who wouldn’t pet his dog. Stroke also tells the story of getting attacked by a herd of lesbians. And then we watched old commercials about racist toothpaste, sexist coffee, Bill Cosby warning people about drugs and AYDS helping people lose weight. The past was weird. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy some merch before we actually make the “DON’T EAT HOOKERS” shirt and your family starts asking questions: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 You’ve clearly got something f****d up you haven’t told anybody yet. Ruin our day anonymously here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow us. Subscribe. Leave a review. Five stars preferably, unless you also spent $1,500 and expected sex lessons: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon and actually see the moment “a herd of lesbians” becomes part of the English language: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast DUI checkpoints humanoid teacher classroom robot robot sex porn industry VHS Beta Blu-ray HD DVD brothel reviews Sherrys Ranch Alice Little legal sex worker Las Vegas brothel French dip ranch dressing brothel food losing virginity male virgin prostitution sex worker Dont Eat Hookers Thunder Valley buffet pocket shrimp karaoke Patreon Florida Man fake penis Whizzinator drug test suspended license police car dildo Florida vanity plate Squeeze Ass school principals DUI pet store pepper spray lesbians herd of lesbians poorly aged commercials vintage commercials McDonalds commercial Maxwell House coffee sexist commercials Bill Cosby drug PSA AYDS diet candy Johnson and Johnson Johnson motors Darkie toothpaste Birds Eye faggots faggots and gravy British food groaty dick

    The Gang Watches Racist Commercials | Ep 109

  8. Jul 16

    The Gang Ruins Turkey Sandwiches | Ep 108

    Family is important. Apparently not important enough to ask your brother to donate sperm without turning every future Christmas into a psychological hostage situation. We also learned that powdered corpses used to count as medicine, a frightened whale can blast three gallons of intestinal “Ink”, and one German man somehow found room for 278 genital piercings. Then a rabid bat landed on a teenager’s face, Mortimer wiped his ass with a turkey sandwich after shitting on a wall, and Russia held a wedding for two robots because gay people apparently still asked for too much. Ian finishes the job by explaining why your two-hour wait, weak drink, missing TV channel, and sweaty table are absolutely not his fault, even though it is actually 100% his fault. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy a shirt before we turn the turkey sandwich story into one. Your dignity is already gone, so dress accordingly: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Confess whatever disgusting decision is keeping you awake. We’ll keep it anonymous and still judge it loudly: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm stops treating us like a plumbing company nobody wants to inherit: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon and see every face made during the sperm-donor debate. Audio alone cannot capture that level of regret: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show podcast Boardwalk karaoke Orangevale karaoke Coors Light family business inheritance plumbing company teacher career sperm donor brother family sperm donation infertility donor anonymous sperm donor turkey baster pregnancy rabies bat Canadian rabies death bat exposure rabies symptoms Mortimer turkey sandwich public indecency robot wedding Russia humanoid robot marriage Robert Matilda robots teacher student scandal OnlyFans teacher restaurant tipping server complaints restaurant wait weak drinks slow food service restaurant television restaurant temperature powdered human corpses corpse medicine whale diarrhea genital piercings System of a Down Chop Suey watermelon vegetable Eiffel Tower expansion campfire stress relief manzilian waxing adult virginity Filipino hooker confession weight loss pills Ozempic generation marijuana confession masturbation addiction drug recovery confession

    The Gang Ruins Turkey Sandwiches | Ep 108
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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