Not That Damn Show

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🎙 NOT That Damn Show — America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary & a weekly roast of the world’s dumbest news 🗞 and our even dumber lives 🤦‍♂️, hosted by four people who should never be trusted with microphones but somehow are. 📺 Want more video and extras? Join our patreon ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only — don’t take it seriously. © NOT That Damn Show. Any recording, ripping, reposting, or stealing of our content—full or in part—without written consent is illegal. Do it & we’ll hunt you down, drag you to court, and sue you so hard you’ll be making payments from the afterlife. 💥

  1. 1D AGO

    The Gang Plays Guess That Gas | Ep 61

    The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers. Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets. Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo. Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried. Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know. Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her dinner. This is fine. Random Facts involve LSD films, the name Alf, and other signs of societal collapse. Game of “AI Fart or Real Fart” gets wildly competitive — and weirdly wet. By the end, everyone admits: we suck. But we’re not stopping. Closing message? “Don’t kill strippers.” Because we care. Wear something that makes strangers question your mental health:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ Make us feel better about ourselves. Send your worst:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow You know the drill. Hit the buttons or eat a fart:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🧢 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something Fucked Up📲 Follow + Subscribe

    59 min

  2. 3D AGO

    Welcome to Season 2, Please Lower Your Standards | Ep 60

    The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever.  Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown Season Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro song Stroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logistics The return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scoring rules, wild cards, and immediate arguments about who is “allowed” to die Extended argument over spoiler etiquette using Stranger Things and Star Wars as examples WTF News covers a woman found alive in her coffin before cremation in Thailand and spirals into cremation machine shopping California’s open carry ruling sparks a heated, extremely unscientific gun debate involving Gavin Newsom’s hair A drone drops steak, crab legs, weed, and Old Bay seasoning into a prison yard and everyone agrees the guard kept it Dinosaur fossils in Nevada introduce the word “ichthyosaur,” which immediately becomes a venereal disease joke Damn Problems segment splits the room over a husband disappearing to a neighbor’s couch on New Year’s Eve Voicemails and comments include listener callouts, engagement congratulations, and an extremely uncomfortable dog-in-the-bedroom confession 👕 Buy Our GarbageClothes bold enough to get you quietly uninvited from holidays:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Got Something F****d Up? Unload it anonymously. We’ll judge just a little: 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow us everywhere or don’t complain when you miss the chaos: 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Want to see what we look like while we say this crap?Join the DPs on Patreon for full video episodes, extra segments, voicemails, and original songs.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Episode 60 Stroke engagement Santa costume butt wax fake nails Celebrity Death Pool 2026 wild card Bangkok funeral cremation coffin cremator machine Jenn cremation hookup Thailand court ruling California open carry Ninth Circuit Ian legal read drone steak crab legs weed Old Bay prison delivery Fifi prison sex toy voicemails confession ex text Happy New Year dog licked balls Reddit hate Don Geronimo accusation Candace Owens notary discussion cremation side hustle cremator for sale shaman forecast 2026 weather chaos Ian death prediction

    1h 22m

  3. 12/18/2025

    The Gang Does Christmas Their Way | Ep 59

    It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 🧠 Episode Breakdown Ian unveils a full “Top 10 Best Things NTDS Did This Year” list, including Black Santa Month, Dirt Squirrel, Stroke’s songs, and the NTDS partyA Florida woman hides anti-anxiety pills in her vagina during a DUI arrest, launching the “p***y pills” and “p***y smuggler” discussionConfessions include role-playing as someone’s mother during sex, a mysterious 20-inch “weiner,” and someone shitting their pants from expired eggnogRick and the Law tells a courtroom story about exposing a cop’s lie using foggy body cam footage and tag lightsA group of adults use children to pass counterfeit $20 bills and retrieve real change from storesThe gang debates cheating, why people downgrade when they cheat, and forces Jen to explain human behavior on behalf of all womenThe show ends with thank-yous, Christmas wishes, Spotify download numbers, and a very strange stripper-themed goodbye👕 Wear something that explains why people stop inviting you places🧢 Grab NTDS merch here:https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Got something gross, illegal, or humiliating?Dump it on us anonymously:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow it. Subscribe to it. Rate it. Review it. Comment on it.Every platform. No excuses.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog Delivery The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Fuel your bad decisions responsibly. Not That Damn Show episode 59 Black Santa Month Florida Man p***y pills dirt squirrel Rick and the Law tag lights body cam footage counterfeit money children fraud Florida DUI vagina pills expired eggnog confession cheating discussion NTDS party Stroke of Five songs No Wrong Hold Renahitman raw hog meat sidewalk Mar-a-Lago teleporting suspect stolen BMW grand theft auto loitering discussion Christmas episode podcast America’s Loudest Podcast

    1h 55m

  4. 12/16/2025

    The Gang Ruins Christmas Again | Ep 58

    It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 🧠 Episode Breakdown Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers A deep dive into whether porn automatically becomes a Christmas movie if Santa is involved Stroke debuts “Goodbye Pearl,” a Christmas murder parody inspired by Goodbye Earl WTF News covers Andy Dick’s overdose, Bonnie Blue’s Bali arrest, and a South Korean divorce over a liver transplant refusal Digital Dump includes holiday slip-and-falls, Walmart fights, ungrateful adults screaming about calendars, and Santa fighting people in public 👕 Grab Our ShitIf you’re gonna ruin Christmas, at least dress appropriately:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something Fucked UpAnonymously unload your worst thoughts. We’ll read them out loud:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Click everything. Smash nothing gently.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog Delivery The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who keep this show tolerable. Want to actually see the fights, songs, facial reactions, and visual chaos?Join the DPs on Patreon for full video episodes, bonus segments, songs, and voicemails.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show episode 58 Christmas episode Goodbye Pearl Strokeified song cousin f****r song Andy Dick overdose Bonnie Blue Bali arrest Christmas movie debate WTF News segment Digital Dump holiday fights Walmart fight video Santa street fight Christmas porn discussion Green Frog Delivery sponsor holiday list episode radiation fog Sacramento Reese’s peanut butter cup measurement dick size joke cousin marriage legality Andy Dick Narcan Bonnie Blue bang bus Bali morality laws South Korean liver transplant divorce regifting candle story holiday anxiety damn problems holiday stress

    1h 23m

  5. 12/11/2025

    The Gang Makes Christmas Worse | Ep 57

    Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show. Happy Holidays, degenerates. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown Stuffed Peas and Pizza Piss Rants  Rear Naked Choke at Home Depot  Confessions Include: Doggy dick envy, mailbox robbery, cousin rimjobs, and a literal blowjob food psychic. Ding-Dong Ditch Assault  Jen’s “Smut or What” goes full Christmas porn  Ian’s Christmas Movie List starts chill... and then he puts Batman Returns on it. Someone tries to murder their grandma, the gun jams, and now they live together. That's the confession. Jenn admits to elbowing Kyle in his sleep. Stroke admits to pissing in a bottle mid-podcast. Black Santa Promo reaches “going out of business” levels of urgency. 🧢 Wear the Madness Get gear that says fuck you to normal. Hats, shirts, CDs, and whatever else we slap our name on: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Be Braver Than Your Cousin-Fucking Dream Drop your anonymous filth, secrets, and brainworms here. Don’t hold back — clearly, no one else does: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow  📱 Smash the Buttons  Follow. Rate. Review. Subscribe. Comment. Do something. Everywhere you listen or watch: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🐸 Our Weed Dealer’s Better Than Yours Green Frog Delivery is the official plug of Not That Damn Show. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com to get 20% off your weed and avoid Gavin’s tax-raping b******t. Support the ones who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast. 🎥 Watch the Shitshow Unfold in 4K-ishWant to see us argue, twitch, and react in real time? Get the full video episode, bonus segments, confessions, songs, and our undying love on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Christmas with the DammitsNot That Damn ShowStrokeified Christmas songChristmas confessionstop 10 Christmas moviesBlack Santa promoBlowjob psychicdog dick confessionSmut or What segmentFlorida Man umbrella chokerear naked choke Home Depotconfession cousin sexelf pornmilk and cookies Santa porndog penis confessionDutch Brothers coupons theftBlack Santa PatreonIan top 10 listDie Hard Christmas movieChristmas Vacation top movieASMR gift wrappingStroke Santa suitcousin rimjobStevie Wonder fake blindelves on a shelf pornpiss bottle podcastmailbox coupon theftgrandma shotgun jamPlacerville cousin dreamsBlack Santa merchpuss in a boxMikey podcast daughter fallpaid firefighter assaultcops f*****g prostitutesfire hazard cookiesHome Alone movieBad Santa movieStroke humps elfconfessions about Ianweird listener confessionsChristmas-themed Smutter WhatPatreon Black Santa promoNTDS merch hatAI Santa pornboard games confessionsmilk and nog jokesMikey podcast confessionsweirdest podcast episode everNot That Damn Show Episode 57

    1h 9m

  6. 12/09/2025

    The Gang Hires a Phone Sex Operator | EP 56

    A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown Stroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets culturally reclassified.Mikey retells a school nativity play gone full James Earl Jones.Ian accepts a karaoke bribe in the form of fake silver and exacts brutal revenge.The gang texts their partners “ovary walls” and chaos (and back blowouts) ensue.Listener voicemails include math pickup lines and a kid yelling “African American!” at the BoardwalkA listener's girlfriend wants to swing, and nobody wants to be the ugly half.“Misheard Lyrics” becomes the dumbest game ever invented (and Mikey regrets it instantly).A man swallows a Fabergé egg pendant and becomes New Zealand’s most glamorous turd watch.The NTDS crew meets Danni D, a former phone sex operator with stories that will destroy your faith in humanity and maybe your gag reflex. 👕 Rep the RidiculousOffend your neighbors in style. Grab a hoodie, hat, or mug that says “Yeah, I listen to that show”:🛒 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Say the Thing You Shouldn’tGot something too gross, illegal, or horny to say out loud? Tell us anonymously:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow 📲 Follow + Subscribe Don’t just lurk — hit all the buttons. Follow, rate, comment, review, and share it with your weirdest friends:📲 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🐸 Green Frog Sponsor 🐸 Weed + This Show = HappinessGet your buzz from the official weed delivery partner of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off.Support the frogs that support your high. 🎥 Full Video Episodes, Bonus Segments & MoreWant to see our dumb faces? Join the DPs on Patreon for video versions, extras, original songs, and the full unedited mess: Use promo code BLACKSANTA to get your first month for $1👉 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

    1h 32m

  7. 12/04/2025

    The Gang Invents Black Santa Month | EP 55

    Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive.  Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.”  Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after placenta talk because this show has no god. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown Mikey melts down because he cannot physically begin the show without saying “Episode 55.”Stroke unveils a full catalog of Black Santas from CVS and his house now looks like Beyoncé's multiverse.Ian gets double-charged at a restaurant by what Stroke calls “that damn cracker,” prompting late-night drunken bank-checking.Jen mourns the loss of her stripper lights, which apparently requires Patreon support to resurrect.Random Facts derails into a 10-minute debate on whether there's any non-rapey way to say “ovary walls.” (There isn’t.)The gang discovers that 1-800-BLOW-JOB, 1-800-SEXYASS, and 1-800-BIG-TITS are all VERY real… and very eager for their credit cards.Confessions include eating yourself out, tasting semen, Thanksgiving family abandonment, and an Amazon driver pissing on lawns. 👕 Grab Our Shit Buy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events: 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM! 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog Delivery The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast. black santa stroke ancestry cvs black santa decorations spotify wrapped waiter double charged stripper lights random facts ovary walls elevator mirrors chicago sears tower friends tv show title legume peanuts florida man cybertruck damaged tesla rocks underwear st petersburg threesome winn dixie parking lot disorderly intoxication door kick challenge teenagers dui doordash police deliver food fairbanks alaska craigslist sissi bottom submissive craigslist dom asexual sub american eagle martha stewart sketchers placentas cooking placenta radio stunt confessions thanksgiving podcast listener almond moms stanley cups benedict cumberbatch nutting on faces rim job misunderstanding amazon driver piss bottles youtube legal questions porch pirate hostile work environment meme recording neighbors privacy rick the lawyer patreon black santa deal episode 55

    1h 28m

  8. 12/02/2025

    The Gang Summons the Titty Wizard | Ep 54

    Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist p***y” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor. It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you sick Dammits signed up for. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.”The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters.Stroke celebrates being “1% Black,” validated by listener KeishaA kid’s drawing of a “titty wizard” (with MILF Slayer wand and tassel t**s) devastates the room.Ian unveils his Top 10 Things He Misses From the 2000s, including MySpace, Hot Topic goths, and elder-emo culture.• Ass Backwards: the crew demolishes 2000s reverse-song trivia in seconds. 👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something F****d UpSend us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow 📲 FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE CTA Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🐸 SPONSOR: GREEN FROG DELIVERY The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast. Want the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow shark photo Jimmy Johns founder naked shark dolphin rape Campbell Soup lawsuit 3D meat poor people soup Campbell executive racist comment vampire facial plasma microneedling Black Santa Big Nick Energy dirt squirrels sand walrus sand otter emo elder emo Hot Topic MySpace LimeWire ringtone phones Windows screensaver titty wizard MILF slayer Ask Backwards 2000s songs Trapt BYOB System of a Down Jaded Aerosmith Apple Bottom Jeans Paper Planes Jimmy Eat World Crazy Gnarls Barkley period popsicle rectal breathing oxygen enema perfluoro liquid Stockton shooting continental breakfast deviled eggs green bean casserole karaoke Wet Ass P***y Thanksgiving Stranger Things Wayne Brady pansexual

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🎙 NOT That Damn Show — America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary & a weekly roast of the world’s dumbest news 🗞 and our even dumber lives 🤦‍♂️, hosted by four people who should never be trusted with microphones but somehow are. 📺 Want more video and extras? Join our patreon ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only — don’t take it seriously. © NOT That Damn Show. Any recording, ripping, reposting, or stealing of our content—full or in part—without written consent is illegal. Do it & we’ll hunt you down, drag you to court, and sue you so hard you’ll be making payments from the afterlife. 💥

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