Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

    3d ago

    The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

    Where’s Stroke? We don’t know so naturally we got into an unnecessarily long discussion about AI gender swaps, lesbian filters, whale sperm perfume, and whether a grown man deserves five million dollars because a cruise ship deck was hot in Florida. We listen to voicemails, read your comments and check Craigslist where we find twinks and pregnant pillow princesses. There’s also a guy using AI to fake Uber damage photos, another guy smearing s*it all over someone’s house, and a woman beating a cheating man with an entire tree branch while we cheer like it’s WrestleMania. Somehow we invented a new game based on horrible real-life FML stories and prove once again that humanity was probably a mistake. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear something from the store so strangers immediately know not to ask you for directions or emotional support. https://www.nottds.com/store 📩 Your secrets are already ruining your life anyway. Might as well let us read them out loud for content. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help confuse the algorithm into thinking this is educational content. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes on Patreon now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show AI Lyft scam Florida man Carnival Cruise lawsuit hot deck lawsuit AI fake damage photos Craigslist Lust Dallas Fort Worth femme boy twink BBW milky whale ambergris perfume Four Corners challenge Mortal Kombat arcade machine Bucky’s chili lime peanuts pepper spray ingredient Wheel of Fortune puzzle sperm whale facts steroid Olympics tug of war Olympics softball face injury cheating girlfriend branch attack AI gender swap photos lesbian filter ant infestation colonoscopy prep participation trophies Aftershock ticket prices Rockville festival Georgia country Kazakhstan fake countries Borat references Big Mouth Billy Bass party poppers prank DUI checkpoint joke FML game Craigslist twink Florida poop burglar Gemini watermark AI detection Dallas airport stripper joke Patreon uncensored video

    1h 15m
  2. The Gang Gets Weird About Trains | Ep 96

    5d ago

    The Gang Gets Weird About Trains | Ep 96

    After taking a week off, the gang comes back like four exhausted mall cops trying to process a world where people are emotionally cheating with AI girlfriends. In this episode of Not That Damn Show a lawyer got caught doing deeply illegal things with the family dog, and somebody in Florida almost burned down an apartment over missing apple slices. Ian launches into a full boomer meltdown over paper McFlurry cups and disappearing ketchup dispensers while Mikey casually explains there are apparently alien races living underground. Jenn warns us about Ebola patients running loose in the Congo and everybody accidentally creates the world’s worst conversation about train sex. Also, somebody genuinely asked us to bring beat “Brat Strokes C*ock” … which is 100% NOT the name of the game. Humanity may actually be cooked. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 This episode of NOT That Damn Show is sponsored by MoreLabs.com Whether you survived Memorial Day weekend or just your coworkers, grab Morning Recovery and Focus shots at MoreLabs.com and use promo code NTDS for 25% off. Because functioning like a normal adult is apparently impossible now. 👕 Your closet looks soft. Fix it immediately with NTDS merch before society fully collapses into AI relationships and paper McFlurry cups. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got secrets, horrible decisions, or emotional damage caused by robot girlfriends? Good. Feed the machine. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help us confuse future historians trying to understand what happened to civilization. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes, bonus content, Patreon exclusives, and Spotify video waiting for you right now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Memorial Day McFlurry paper cups McDonalds rant Pizza Hut buffet red cups alien races reptilians Ebola Congo Ebola outbreak AI girlfriend cheating AI sexting emotional cheating Florida man apple slices apartment fire dog lawyer Houston attorney bestiality train sex caboose club participation trophies school promotion Mario Kart tournament toxic relationship relationship advice More Labs Morning Recovery giant TV Memorial Day sales Sullys wings Britney Spears meth conspiracy UFO files underground aliens manhole accident New York train stories Ms Guthrie Grok AI robot girlfriend Dick Chop vasectomy Wendy's Baconator Patreon Spotify video Beat The C**k Florida Fruit Dispute

    1h 18m
  3. The Best Of NTDS - The Prison Dating Disaster

    May 21

    The Best Of NTDS - The Prison Dating Disaster

    We’re off this week, so we dug through the NTDS vault and pulled out one of the most catastrophically stupid games we’ve ever played. Jen brought in inmate dating profiles and forced us to blindly pick our ideal prison soulmate without seeing pictures first. Which somehow turned into four grown adults profiling criminals based on hobbies, grammar, HVAC certifications, and whether somebody watches SpongeBob. At one point Ian confidently explains why “Nikita” can’t possibly be a real woman’s name. Meanwhile Stroke spends the entire game desperately trying not to accidentally pick another transgender inmate… …and immediately picks another transgender inmate. Again. Honestly the reveal at the end might be one of the hardest laughs we’ve had on this show in months. If you missed this segment the first time around, congratulations. You now get to experience the full secondhand embarrassment fresh. 👕 Your current wardrobe says “I probably lose prison dating games.” Fix your life immediately: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a confession that would get you denied parole instantly? Perfect. Dump it here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow the show. Leave a review. Help fund whatever psychological damage this podcast is causing. Everything lives here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video somehow makes this segment even worse once the photos get revealed. Watch the full disaster on Patreon + Spotify video: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow prison dating game inmate dating profiles transgender inmate comedy podcast funny podcast prison girlfriend game inmate dating show Nikita prison game prison dating disaster funniest podcast clips NOT That Damn Show Stroke transgender pick criminal dating game Idaho inmate HVAC inmate dating inmate reveal comedy show podcast best of prison dating profiles funny inmate game SpongeBob inmate Oxford comma inmate prison girlfriend challenge podcast clips viral comedy podcast prison dating simulator hilarious podcast moments inmate catfish game funny criminal profiling podcast best of NTDS

    13 min
  4. The Best Of NTDS - The Smut Book Incident

    May 19

    The Best Of NTDS - The Smut Book Incident

    Since we’re off this week, we figured it was the perfect time to revisit one of the dumbest things this show has ever done: reading viral BookTok smut novels out loud like emotionally damaged audiobook actors. What started as “this should be funny” immediately turned into phrases like “wet slabs,” “intimate muscles,” and multiple conversations nobody wanted to have about fingers in asses. Also, somebody needs to explain why these books all have cute Disney Channel covers while hiding absolute psychological warfare inside. If you missed this disaster the first time, congratulations. Your suffering starts now. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Listen here or Check out the FREE video on Youtube Probably don’t play it near children. Or church people. 👕 Your wardrobe looks weak and emotionally unsupported. Fix it. Grab the gear before Ian spends the merch budget on another pointless hobby: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a confession that would ruin Thanksgiving dinner instantly? Perfect. Dump your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe, leave a review, tell your weird coworker, do SOMETHING useful. Links for everything live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version somehow makes this episode even more uncomfortable. Full Patreon + Spotify video chaos here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow BookTok smut books romance novels spicy books audiobook reading funny podcast comedy podcast wet slabs intimate muscles finger in the ass Disney cover dirty books Icebreaker book A Court of Silver Flames It Happened One Summer fantasy smut podcast clips hilarious podcast moments awkward reading challenge romance booktok viral books smut reading challenge dirty audiobook reactions funny group podcast uncensored podcast Jennifer reading smut Ian British accent Stroke reactions Mikey reactions podcast best of Patreon podcast Spotify video podcast adult comedy podcast chaotic podcast romance novel reactions funny reading segment smuttok podcast highlights awkward moments comedy clips

    14 min
  5. The Gang Watches Church Fights | Ep 95

    May 14

    The Gang Watches Church Fights | Ep 95

    This episode of Not That Damn Show somehow starts with dead bodies getting goosebumps and ends with a grown man explaining why he refuses to eat “BBL ass” like he’s delivering a TED Talk from a gas station parking lot. The gang falls down rabbit holes involving church fights, giraffes tasting piss, Pornhub page 448, HOA snitches losing their minds over Govee lights, and a law student secretly filming people in a bathroom because apparently society is hanging together with duct tape and and toothpicks from Dollar Tree. Then things completely collapse during Digital Dump with a dude yelling “hemo-sacial,” a fake vodka prank involving a dildo, and one of the creepiest cat-feeding videos ever uploaded to the internet. The making of a serial killer. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Stroke prepares for graduation while everyone else questions whether humanity should even continue unsupervised. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your friends are annoying. Your coworkers are worse. Buy a “F**k You” shirt and finally communicate like an adult: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Your secrets are safe with us. Mostly because we’re too distracted by whale farts and HOA arguments to remember them. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help keep this dumb operation alive another week. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version is on Patreon because somehow this gets even worse when you can actually SEE everyone. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow This episode is brought to you by Morning Recovery and Liquid Focus from MoreLabs. Because some of you treat weekends like a federally funded liver destruction program. Use promo code NTDS at morelabs.com and save 25% before you wake up Sunday feeling like a baked potato. Not That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn giraffe pee ovulation pillow erection dead people goosebumps Pringles can burial Florida Man church fight HOA complaints Govee lights whale fart exploding head syndrome teratomas tumors with teeth Pornhub page 448 bunny helmet motorcycle chase UPS theft hot dog robbery drone DUI digital voyeurism Facebook neighborhood groups dumb tourist questions beach open cruise ship falling black church fights hemo-sacial dildo prank Costco caulk prank cat feeding video Morning Recovery Liquid Focus Morelabs graduation prank whale sexuality Digital Dump WTF News Florida stories funny podcast comedy podcast Patreon video podcast

    1h 12m
  6. The Gang Accidentally Adds Porn | Ep 94

    May 12

    The Gang Accidentally Adds Porn | Ep 94

    This week starts with Mikey accidentally turning NOT TDS into Pornhub Lite after trying to monetize the website and immediately getting greeted by a giant vagina and a “girl 3 miles away wants to f**k” popup. Stroke’s getting his master’s degree while simultaneously questioning whether touring Thomas Jefferson’s slave mansion makes him racist by association. Jenn gets “higher than giraffe p***y” off a Mother’s Day gummy while watching Sally Field movies, and Ian nearly declares war on a couple camping in his restaurant booth for four hours over a few PBRs and six-dollar tip money. Then somehow the show spirals into awkward human interactions, slime-covered birthday disasters, getting hit by cars, and a full James Brown-style diss track called “Punk Ass Bitch” aimed directly at Ian’s couch mic and personality. Humanity may be cooked, but at least you’re not the guy accidentally running porn ads on a comedy podcast website. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 This episode is brought to you by Morning Recovery. Because some of you drink like your decisions don’t have consequences. Use code NTDS for 25% off at More Labs. Your future self is begging you. 👕 Your closet looks weak and emotionally unsupported. Fix it with something offensive from the NTDS store before another boring person buys a “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” blanket. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret that would ruin Thanksgiving dinner forever? Perfect. Send it to us anonymously so we can publicly judge you like decent human beings. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell the weird guy camping at a restaurant booth for four hours. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Want the uncensored video episodes, bonus content, and the stuff Spotify probably wishes we’d edit out? Patreon has you covered. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Morning Recovery MoreLabs porn website Chatturbait giant vagina website ads restaurant campers PBR waitress tips awkward moments elevators awkward drive thru awkward goodbye couch slime birthday party poor kid birthday invite Sally Field gummy edible higher than giraffe p***y Kevin Hart roast Shane Gillis Tony Hinchcliffe Chelsea Handler Thomas Jefferson ancestry kit black percentage body broker military explosives TSA Miralax airport awkward social interactions couch mic Punk Ass Bitch song James Brown style McGangBang Facebook Marketplace karaoke bar church parking lot body shots fencing awkward elevator airplane clapping Patreon Spotify video NOTTDS merch

    1h 32m
  7. The Gang Bullies Ian Off The Show | Ep 93

    May 7

    The Gang Bullies Ian Off The Show | Ep 93

    Look, if you came here for a healthy, emotionally mature show, you absolutely clicked the wrong thing. We start with breaking “news” about Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide note like Mikey is CNN, then immediately derail into roasting Ian’s $20 couch mic until he straight-up disappears from the show like a pissed-off lesbian Bigfoot. From there it somehow turns into dragonflies jetting water out of their asses, and a very real discussion on how your partner’s nut allergy can actually kill them via, uh… extracurricular activities. We get voicemails about poop semantics, hair-based crime strategies, and confessions about whether body shots count as cheating if your junk is “in the zip code,” and then wrap it all in Florida stories featuring church bathroom creepers, coked-up fire chiefs, and a guy stealing a car just to drive it to the cops. Also, someone confesses they have a huge crush on Jenn while she murders a spider live on camera, because of course she does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you like this kind of emotional damage, go wear it on your body. Drag your broke ass over to the store and buy something: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret, a crime plan, or a horny poem for Jenn? Vomit it into our inbox anonymously and let us judge you instead of a therapist: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐If you laughed, choked, or got mildly offended, hit follow, subscribe, and drop a review so the algorithm knows we’re a problem: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You want the uncensored video, Ian’s rage face, Jenn killing spiders, and all the dumb visuals we can’t explain in audio? That’s on Patreon and Spotify video: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Jeffrey Epstein suicide note Not That Damn Show Morning Recovery Liquid Focus MoreLabs NTDS Florida man church bathroom camera Chick fil A flasher coked up fire chief Navarre Beach drill fight shed arson propane torch open relationships confession segment dragonflies jet propulsion butt virginity is cool Mormon video nut allergy semen did you know segment black tears fetus in brain Barney Mr Rogers predator catcher vigilante justice voicemail 916312DAMN Aftershock mass fart event hair DNA crime scene glass eye Mother’s Day softball Patreon uncensored podcast Rocklin California Arnie States Boardwalk Rock the Boardwalk

    1h 20m
  8. The Gang Buys Spirit Airlines | Ep 92

    May 5

    The Gang Buys Spirit Airlines | Ep 92

    The show finally has ads, which means some poor brand may now be sponsoring a conversation about balloon fetishes, dolphin crimes, and whether being “shark-f*****g rich” is the financial danger zone. Mikey’s trying to sell everyone on the uncensored Patreon while also trying to get Stroke a new liver and maybe a sponsorship from those “we totally prevent hangovers, we swear” pregame shots. Jenn gets everybody caught up on Spirit Airlines collapsing, a cartoonishly large cocaine bust, and a cruise ship virus that sounds like it came from rodent piss hell. Then “Rick In The Law” Shows up to explain contracts, viral videos, refund policies, stolen business ideas, class actions, jury duty, and why Ian should never be anyone’s lawyer unless the goal is prison with extra steps. Somehow Nickelback, Barney Spanish, Papa John’s wax face and racist pizza, and for some reason butthole mechanics make it into the official record. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you want to support Stroke’s questionable liver and our highly questionable life choices, go grab some gear and let strangers judge you in public: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret, a crime, or something you should probably only tell a therapist and definitely not four idiots with microphones? Beautiful. Drop your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Smash follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review—whatever your app lets you do, do that for us: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 If you want the uncensored video, extra shows, and all the stuff we can’t safely leave on the free feed, hit Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show mikey stroke ian jenn america’s loudest podcast spirit airlines shut down hospice ads during filth patreon uncensored podcast dolphins rape people dolphins sluts of the ocean shark f*****g rich kristi noem husband fake boobs bike week panama city bikers great tippers thunder beach gay joke spring break shootings taylor swift hate nickelback photograph rockstar karaoke pineapple on pizza domino’s defense papa john racist pizza wax face balloon sex fetish barney lover barney hate blue cheese debate ranch connoisseur bald eagles seagull sounds organ trafficking documentary trafficked marina van zeller stroke liver problems not that damn liver stroke month class action lawsuits ai chatgpt as tool recipes with ai jury duty double summons texas listeners san antonio austin dallas houston spirit halloween plane horror airline 45000 kilos cocaine freighter spain civil guard oregon athletic club car explosion hantavirus cruise ship rodent borne virus movie theater beer bathroom idea leave a shit phrase fencing should be popular number two pencil joke viral party video consent name and likeness lawsuit lawyer rick you can sue anybody for anything

    1h 32m
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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