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Well, Hoes, here we are. The final-ish episode of Trader Hoes. But before we embark on our bye-atus, we took a stumble down memory lane, aided by a few drinks recommended by you and a possible Penis Truck sighting.
Thank you, Hoes, for the recommendations, the messages, the support, and just for sticking with us through the years. We couldn’t have done any of this without you. 
Until next time, #BBPP365.  
🛒 In the cart: 
Añejo Tequila Laurent Reverdy Sancerre Support the show

It's our second to last episode, which means there's just enough time to squeeze in a special guest appearance from the Trader Bros (aka our partners)!  It's a Hot Ones inspired showcase of Trader Joe's spicy sauces so get ready feel the (heart)burn. 

In the cart:
Incredisauce 
Tamarind Sauce 
Green Dragon Hot Sauce
Peri Peri Sauce
Chili Pepper Sauce
Jalapeño Hot Sauce
Habañero Hot Sauce 

Not in the cart, but worth considering: 
Milk 
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This week, we’re leaving it all on the table, including grandma. We tackle our InstaHoes’ savory suggestions, repay them by completely butchering their names, and walk away with a few new favorites. Not on the menu but certainly on our minds: Shrinky Dinks, a Trader Joe’s and Jack in the Box mashup, noods, and Katie’s love of uncooked rolled oats. 
🛒 In the cart: 
Cheeseburger burrito  Cascatelli Pasta Italian Style Meatballs Rosemary Croissant Coutons Bulgogi Beef Fried Rice with Kimchi Support the show

It is with heavy hearts and full carts that we announce the end of Trader Hoes will be coming at the end of this month. It probably won’t be goodbye for forever, but it is ciao for now. 
We thank every one of you for tuning in each Monday and celebrating the best grocery store that ever existed with us. It’s been in incredible ride, and we’re honored you were a part of it. 
But we’re not done just yet! Another thank you to everyone who suggested some final items for us to try over the next few weeks. We’re kicking off this sunset tour with some sweet treats and one of the biggest surprises in Trader Hoes history. Not on the menu, but certainly on our minds: Katie’s diagnosis from a college professor, Paul Hollywood’s judgment, and eating a hug (that apparently has a creepy child voice.) 
Bonus: Take a shot every time Katie describes something as “elevated.”  
🛒 In the cart: 
Chocolatey Cats Cookies For PeopleSpeculoos Crunchy Cookie Butter SpreadSesame Honey AlmondsChocolate Hold the Dairy Mini Coconut Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert ConesChocolate and Almond Croissants Support the show

Get your bifocals ready, Hoes. We're about to read our favorite but flawed grocery store like never before. While we may not be at RuPaul's Drag Race level, we do dig into everything from recalls to copywriting to commitment-phobia. Because after all, we've spent years supporting Trader Joe's, so a little tough love is in order.  
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Trader Joes's is bringing the heat and these Hoes are here for it. From a savory salsa to buffalo style almonds, Katie and Evie explore TJ's newest spicy items. Not on the menu but certainly on their minds: extreme squeams, saguaro cacti,  and is buffalo having a moment?

In the cart:
Buffalo Style Seasoned Almonds
Guajillo Salsa
Cinna-Dragons
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